What happens when a 36-year-old walking tornado heads back out on the prowl after 15 years off?

You’re about to find out.

Cashing in hall passes. Stifling farts. Misreading what is in those wall pumps at the sex club. Even venturing into the depths of an Indonesian bush for an encounter with Jesus himself…

From your radio in the morning and your TV at night, join Hayley Sproull as she dissects a year of off-the-leash debauchery and not-for-on-air madness.

Bring ya mates. Don’t bring ya kids.