Guy Williams - Rich People Are...

2 December 2026 8:30 pm - 9:30 pm
Theatre Royal Nelson, Nelson
Guy Williams - Rich People Are...

Rich people are stealing from you and blaming brown people and trans people and some people believe them aaahhhhhh!

Probably shouldn’t have given it all away in the title. Like most people I’ve been trying to figure out how the worst dickheads have taken over everything with their insane bullshit. So I’ve read three books (mostly) (one was a graphic novel) and listened to five audio books (at normal speed) to try and figure out what the f#%k is going on?

Credits to impress my mum:
New Zealand Today (Netflix)
Taskmaster NZ (Binge)
Guy Montgomery’s Guy-Mont Spelling Bee (ABC)
The Weekly (ABC)
The Hundred (Nine)

★★★★ The Age
★★★★ Chortle (UK)
★★★★ The Skinny (UK)

‘Riotously entertaining!’ ★★★★ The Student (UK)

‘If you want to spend an hour laughing out your worries and frustrations, I can’t think of a better way to do it.’ Squirrel Comedy

Ticket information

Broke! (+ fees, limited availability): $15

Getting along fine but have no savings or assets (+ fees, limited availability): $25

Doing ok thanks! (+ fees): $35

RICH and or own house and mortgage not too big (+ fees): $45

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Dates

2 December 2026 8:30 pm - 9:30 pm

Restrictions

R15

Website

Theatre Royal Nelson